when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE
this could be us but you playin
AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MY HEART?!?!
Imagine if in The Avengers 2, at one point Steve is surrounded by enemies, and so are all the other avengers and it’s clear to Steve that he’s not gonna be walking away from this.
All of a sudden, they all start falling around him faster than any of them can realize what’s going on.
Steve looks up at a nearby building and just sees
— Tom Hiddleston whispers to Benedict Cumberbatch (via onebuttscratcher)
I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET
DON’T CALL ME THAT
I AM EVIL
I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT
— Coco Chanel (via eiffeled)
which boob is the clitoris
"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????