me when anyone gives me a compliment
what the fuck is this thing meant to be
0/10 worst dot to dot ever would not recommend
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
i looked at the OPs blog because i thought it was cool that there was an actual neurosurgeon shitting around on tumblr but its a fucking roleplay blog, its 3am, im going to bed this is the last lie i can deal with in this shit website in this garbage world
NOTHING IS MORE PUNK THEN LETTING SMALL CHILDREN THINK UR COOL AND TOUCH YOUR HAIR SPIKES
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
29 Facts You Might Not Have Known About Toy Story [aron]
My sexual orientation is straight
to the computer when I wake up
You can’t go to bed…