Damn, this girl was prepared.
She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.
tumblr text posts: doctor who (rtd era)
guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them
"Someone told me a few minutes ago they saw John walking on the street once wearing a button saying ‘I Love Paul.’ And this girl said she asked him, ‘Why are you wearing a button that says I Love Paul?’ He said, 'Because I love Paul.'”
“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I’m Harry Potter.”
This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it
Robert Downey Jr is my fave
one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.
You’re a fan of Justin Bieber? Name three of his criminal offenses
Ducklings have great brakes.
RIP, Maya Angelou.